Thank You to the Dick Who Followed Me This Morning

You’ve disappointed me, and anyone else whom you’ve unwillingly trapped into seeing your penis

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I had other, more important things to finish up writing about today, but that changed as soon as I woke up and had a virtual dick shoved in my face.

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I write about life, death.... and anything else I need to get off my chest. Personal Reveries; Addiction & Recovery Tales; Cancer Chronicles

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